I have been thinking about a lot of things lately, mostly the snow. Summer is by far the most DREADFUL part of the year, no matter where you are. Your hair and skin are mess (dryness or frizz, ugly tans and a perpetual glaze of sweat which makes your face break out). Lets not forget how hard the sun is on your dyed hair and forget jumping headfirst into a pool with a purple head of hair. Your clothing is loose, ill fitting and ugly, as even wearing a pair of jeans is torture, no wearing of fun boots, jackets, hats or pantyhose this time of year. The season is particularly cruel when you lack air conditioning or any large, shaded areas near your home or the ability to drive away from it. The beaches are just as, if not more so, muggy than your neighborhood and full of nasty, obese, republican tourists from Arizona and Nevada whose hoards of whining, spoiled, crying children piss you off everywhere you go, who confuse this with more worldly and tropical destinations and think this place, in all its shopping mall glory, is "paradise." And thanks to the teenagers of these assholes, us responsible, tax paying, residents can no longer drink on our beaches which we pay for because they fucked it up for us.

So anyway, fuck this noise, cause I'm going back to NY in 3 weeks and it will no longer be summertime there.